Okay, I'm walking around Centreville a few weeks ago, and come upon the barber shop, at which point I felt conspicuous. If you haven't seen me lately, well ... You see, I got this idea a while back to let my hair grow out a little, just for fun, and discovered that it actually works (once past the idea that I've actually done this). Of course, this is subjective (interestingly, the reaction seems to be heavily gender influenced). After staring at the sign for a few minutes, I turned around and walked the other way, undeterred.